For when toxic positivity just isn’t cutting it. This brutally honest pen set is the perfect gift for your favorite cynic, passive-aggressive coworker, or yourself—because sometimes you just need a little tough love.
🖊 Set includes 5 soul-crushing truths:
- You’ve Already Peaked
- Everyone’s Judging You
- You’re For Sure Getting Fired
- That Idea Is Garbage
- Your Face Is Weird
🎉 Comes with confetti packaging for ✨maximum contrast✨ between the vibe and the message.