Fuck Off Slim Can Coolie

Not in the mood? Let your drink say it for you. This slim can coolie brings the sass with pastel stripes, glitter accents, and a blunt little love note in bold script. Perfect for beach days, boat rides, or anytime someone needs a not-so-subtle hint.

• Fits standard slim cans (High Noon, White Claw, etc.)
• Soft neoprene with glittery pastel vibes
• Lightweight, foldable, and full of attitude 💅
• For the girlies who sip, sparkle, and set boundaries ✨🖕