Married and Shit Card

Because sappy just isn’t your style. This bold and hilarious card keeps it real while still sending all the love. Perfect for your brutally honest bestie, sibling, or anyone who appreciates a little sass with their vows.

✨ Matte navy card with gold ring design

✨ Blank inside for your own spicy message

✨ Includes white envelope, blank inside 

✨ Ideal for weddings, elopements, or engagements

Send congrats—but make it funny 😎